Moon's Opening Day GoF Speech + Behind the Scenes

GATHERING GAMING UPDATE!!!

Derk Solko's 1st level magic user was just killed by a Kobold!!!


Stay tuned for more Wild and Wooly action from THE GATHERING!!!!

The YOO HOO MARTINI


The Official Drink of THE GATHERING!!!

Is that a 1st edition copy of Die Macher on the prize table?

We keep the Gathering's Elite and their notebooks up to speed for prompt filing of session reports.

The Official Ice Cream of the Gathering!!!

Now in Houston serving the Mad Gamer and his cronies!

Its not just for Alan anymore!!!

Sagrilarus wrote:

"Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, but it expresses a courage little seen in this day and age." -- Olson Johnson

RAREN!

jeb wrote:

Sagrilarus wrote:

"Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, but it expresses a courage little seen in this day and age." -- Olson Johnson

RAREN!

HOWARD JOHNSON IS RIGHT~!

I wouldn't want to be part of a club that would accept me as a member (Groucho Marx)

Take that one to heart, Steve

Jur wrote:

I wouldn't want to be part of a club that would accept me as a member (Groucho Marx)

ah! now i know why i never see him posting on internet forums.

This looks like tasty ice cream. How expensive is it?

moss_icon wrote:

Jur wrote:

I wouldn't want to be part of a club that would accept me as a member (Groucho Marx)

ah! now i know why i never see him posting on internet forums.

Is Groucho Marx still alive then? Those movies seem pretty old.

It is not too expensive. When my sister lived in Columbus, I would make her ship it to me. It is that good. High fat content and very little air. For a coroporate mass marketed ice cream, it is about as good as you can get in the USA.

Here is my funny gathering story, told to me by a friend who attends yearly.

Apparently there are multiple prize tables, shitty games, medium, and a super prize table with really rare stuff.

So this guy (let's call him eugene to protect the innocent) name gets drawn. Eugene gets to choose from the super prize table. He walks up and sees all the unpunched copies of rare stuff, brand new stuff from Essen, etc. He notices an old beat up copy of Contigo, a sucky game. Now, Eugene is a Gathering Veteran and he remembers last year when someone put a beat up piece of shit game on the super-prize table, but it had a $300 gift certificate to thoughthammer inside. So, he takes Contigo, goes back to his seat, opens it up, and finds NOTHING.

Prize Table Nazi's answer? "I thought it looked interesting" Eugene was very disappointed....

Frank probably has numerous humorous Gathering tales like this, mine are all second hand.

Two GoF mock articles merged, for safety and sanity.

Ken B. wrote:

Two GoF mock articles merged, for safety and sanity.

Keeps all the boredom in one place, too.