The Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt

Alright...so Amazon has this Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt. You can see it here, because words cannot distill its awesomeness:

http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Three-Wolf-T-Shirt/dp/B000NZW3K2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=apparel&qid=1242834456&sr=8-1




But the reviews...oh man, the reviews. Check those out here:

http://www.amazon.com/Three-T-Shirt-Available-Various-Sizes/product-reviews/B000NZW3IY/ref=cm_cr_dp_all_helpful?ie=UTF8&coliid=&showViewpoints=1&colid=&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending




Some of these are just....freaking classic.

Bahahahah, thanks Ken!

I'm always wary about going the ironic shirt route. I grew up in a rural area and got a 4-H shirt since I had more of a punk/skater look. A lot of people thought I was genuinely into 4-H. Ah well, my friends go it.

I liked the haiku:

"wolves upon my shirt
howling, i stalk my prey too
in my mom's basement "

I run barefoot over the cracked and fractured clay ground, the full moon illuminates the open desert before me. I hesitate for a moment, the heady aromas of cactus blossom and carrion fills my nostrils. My sense of smell heightened, I wonder--am I running from the wolves or with them? Have my captors become my nightself? The moon deceiveth me--but anon no longer do I wander. Wolfshirt.

while wearing the wolf shirt I was mistaken for Schneider, the building superintendent on "One Day at a Time."


So we're in the process of trying to buy a house this summer and we're going the multi-family rented to friends route. I keep telling everyone how I'm going to turn into Schneider and buy denim vests and so forth but no one has any idea what I'm talking about. Maybe I need to wear a sweet wolf shirt under the vest.

Does anyone else remember the shirts with the stylized lightning on them? I think you got one for every three shirts you owned with a wolf on it.

What were the color changing shirts called? Those were totally radical...

What were the color changing shirts called? Those were totally radical...

Global Hypercolour. I only remember this because my chunky brother had one, which went from orange to yellow around his pits.

Olivia Munn picked up the story on her blog today.


http://www.oliviamunn.com/hot-item-awesome-wolf-t-shirt/

I've seen the shirt mentioned on 2 or 3 sports websites I frequent.

I'm sure if I dig around long enough I can find a picture of me wearing a similar shirt, circa age 12, with big thick early 90s glasses and an AD&D Player's Handbook in my hand...

MattLoter wrote:

while wearing the wolf shirt I was mistaken for Schneider, the building superintendent on "One Day at a Time."


So we're in the process of trying to buy a house this summer and we're going the multi-family rented to friends route. I keep telling everyone how I'm going to turn into Schneider and buy denim vests and so forth but no one has any idea what I'm talking about. Maybe I need to wear a sweet wolf shirt under the vest.

Forget that wrench, the facial accessory you're going to need is an awesome mustache.

They mentioned this in the Washington Post. Apparently someone posted it as a joke on CollegeHumor.com