More proof that F:ATties are the best

Not only does being around hot surfaces that early in the morning sound like a safety hazard to me but if you need to be shovelling food in your face that quickly after waking up... you might want to consider loosening up your schedule a bit.

Relax JJ, its a joke box for a fake product.

wadenels wrote: Coming to early and disoriented to a horrible beeping, with a sleep mask over my eyes so I can't see shit, waking up to the smell of freshly burnt hair and flesh as I try find the snooze button. Sublime.

Lmao

I can't stop laughing

Mad Dog wrote: Relax JJ, its a joke box for a fake product.

Not only was I joking, but I even ripped off some of that joke from a famous comedian.

at 4:40

Love me some Brian Regan. You see his bit on emergency rooms? Lol."go ahead, merge, merge...after you "

Mad Dog wrote: Relax JJ, its a joke box for a fake product.

I saw a joke videogame sleeve (cardboard sleeve you put over a read videogame box to make it look like something else) that was "Birdwatching 2015 (now with Pacific Northwest!)" and I thought, "holy hell I would play the SHIT out of Birdwatching 2015."

I know this has (de)volved into a joke thread, but seems like the appropriate place to give props to Brewmeister. He read my query about Pokemon Master Trainer and sent along a copy he found. It was super generous as I've _sold_ him stuff in the past, but here he just gave it to me. I feel like a heel....

Thanks, Mike! You've made the spuds in this house very happy.

That breakfast alarm clock thing was the impetus for a whole episode of the American version of the Office. Michael Scott gets one and burns his foot on it (he has it near the foot of the bed) and is debilitated the rest of the day from it

Lol, yeah he bandages his burnt foot with bubble wrap. Love that episode.

metalface13 wrote: Tried inserting the video, but apparently the Fort hates me.

Edit: Or apparently all you have to do is copy and paste the link into the text thing.

Like this episode?

Legomancer wrote:

Mad Dog wrote: Relax JJ, its a joke box for a fake product.

I saw a joke videogame sleeve (cardboard sleeve you put over a read videogame box to make it look like something else) that was "Birdwatching 2015 (now with Pacific Northwest!)" and I thought, "holy hell I would play the SHIT out of Birdwatching 2015."

I saw a Belted Kingfisher in the creek near my house and got all fired up! Looked it up online and found out it's some garbage bird that everyone hates and they hate me for seeing it and thinking it was cool.

I am bumping this because Jeb's post above this one is the best post ever on F:AT

WHat?? Wades post in this thread is the cold nuts.

Kudos to Pete for pointing him in my direction and Bryce for passing along his bespoke Block Mania game!