The Movie Quote Thread

All right, Popeye's here!

"Is that how a warped brain like yours gets its kicks? By planning the deaths of innocent people?"

"No...by causing the deaths of innocent people."

The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize.


Vals....opnieuw!

I use these when rolling.

"It takes a soft Touch... " Shatner, Airplane II

"It's all in the reflexes" - Jack Burton, Big Trouble In Little China

-M

To continue with Big Trouble in Little China:

If I'm not back in fifteen minutes... call the president. *cocky wink*

A Few from Starship Troopers...

"You're some sort of big, fat, smart-bug, aren't you?"

"Shoot a nuke down a bug hole, you got a lot of dead bugs"

Once Upon a Time in Mexico..

Agent Sands: Are you a Mexi-CAN or a Mexi-CAN'T?
Cucuy: I'm a Mexi-CAN
Agent Sands: Good. Then do as I say

Flash Gordon...

"Pathetic earthlings. Hurling your bodies out into the void, without the slightest inkling of who or what is out here. If you had known anything about the true nature of the universe, anything at all, you would've hidden from it in terror."

"I'm doing my part too! *hahahahahah!!!*"

"I don't get it sir - what use is a knife in a nuke-fight? All you have to do is press a button. Sir."

*shplickAH*

"The enemy cannot press a button if you disable his hand!"

"Flipsixthreehole!"

"What?"

"Flipsixthreehole and you get the score!"

And the greatest Starship Troopers quote of all time:

"You kill bugs good."

One last one from Band of Brothers.I know its not a movie but just as good.

David Webster: [at a passing column of German POWs] Hey, you! That's right, you stupid Kraut bastards. That's right. Say hello to Ford, and General fuckin' Motors. You stupid fascist pigs. Look at you. You have horses. What were you thinking? Dragging our asses half way around the world, interrupting our lives. For what, you ignorant, servile scum. What the fuck are we doing here?

One of my favorite lines from the show.

"Wherever you go, there you are."

"You got bad manners. You make me feel bad."


*SLAP!*


"You still got bad manners, but now I feel better."

I thought you'd be taller.





What if somebody calls my mama a whore?

Is she?





WHO'S GONNA SAVE THEM FROM YOU?!




A bear fell on me.

Since I played 2nd Fleet this weekend:
"Son, the average Rooskie doesn't take a dump without a plan"
"Your conclusions were all wrong Ryan...Halsey acted foolishly"
"Be careful what you shoot at...some things in here don't react well to bullets"
"The Captain's chased them out of the water!!"
"Alright Jonesy put her on the roof..."
"Red October...Red October...halt and stay where you are. Do not attempt to submerge or you will be fired upon....Captain, I think he means to board us"
"That's alright Mr. Ryan...My morse is so rusty, I may be sending him dimension for play mate of the month"

These are all from Raising Arizona, the funniest movie I have ever seen.

"C'mon, H.I. ...you're young and you got your health. What you want with a job?"

"We're set to pop here, honey."

"It ain't armed robbery if the gun ain't loaded."

"Now there's people - and I know 'em - who'll pay a lot more than $25,000 for a healthy baby. Why, I myself fetched $30,000 on the black market--and that was in 1954 dollars."

"That sumbitch. You tell him: I think he's a damn fool, Ed. You tell him I said so - H.I. McDonnough. If he wants to discuss it, he knows where to find me: in the Maricopa County Maximum Security Correctional Facility For Men, State Farm, Road Number 31, Tempe, Arizona! I'LL BE WAITIN'! I'll be waitin'..."

Cellmate: When there was no meat, we ate fowl. When there was no fowl, we ate crawdad. And when there was no crawdad to be found--we ate sand.
H.I.: --Y'ate what?
Cellmate: We ate sand.
H.I.: Y'ate SAND?
Cellmate: That's right.

Huh? Huh?

Faster than you, fucking son of a... Saw you coming you fucking... shitheel.

I'm standing here; you make the move. You make the move. It's your move...

Don't try it you fuck.

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK.