Farewell, Ken B.!

Well it looks like another Ken B. appearance has come and gone. Time for some Monday morning quarterbacking:

- What went right/wrong?
- what could have gone better?
- how do we prepare for Ken's next appearance if there is one?
- did we have enough refreshments?

Lots of lingering issues, and as always we are left wanting more as He ascends back into the heavens.

Goodbye again, Ken B.!

Lots of cognitive dissonance here. I want Ken B to stay, because he's a cool guy with interesting things to say. But I also want him to leave so we can have more "Hey Ken's Back!" good times. It's tough. WWKD?

Perhaps a theme song would help:

"Welcome back, your dreams were your ticket out.
Welcome back to that same old place that you laughed about.
Well the names have all changed since you hung around,
But those dreams have remained and they're turned around.

Who'd have thought they'd lead ya (Who'd have thought they'd lead ya)
Back here where we need ya (Here where we need ya)

Yeah we tease him a lot cause we've got him on the spot,
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back, welcome back."

I blame Black Barney.

His unasked for back rubs and tickle fights are a bit off putting without enormous quantities of alcohol.

So now that he's gone... Has anyone ever listened to his album?

- What went right/wrong?

Ken posted in multiple threads.

- what could have gone better?

Nekkid pics, dance parties, a bid as a third party candidate, etc.

- how do we prepare for Ken's next appearance if there is one?

Nekkid pics, Have a DJ on staff, Get banners made for Ken2020 and ready to go, etc

- did we have enough refreshments?

No. And Barney spiked the punch with his special Cosby mixture.


I've heard if you play a tape of Jim Ross screaming "It's A Slobberknocker!" backwards three times, Ken B. will appear.

What do Ken B and Arnold Schwarzenegger have in common?

Mad Dog wrote: What do Ken B and Arnold Schwarzenegger have in common?

Warning: Spoiler!

They'll both be back.

Also--we have both been in a choppa. Also--we both know that boys have penis, girls have vagina.

...and it's possible that Ken has shlupped the maid on several occasions.

...it's also possible we've both made Carl Weathers recoil from the power of our manly handshake.

Ken B. wrote:

Mad Dog wrote: What do Ken B and Arnold Schwarzenegger have in common?

Warning: Spoiler!

They'll both be back.

Also--we have both been in a choppa. Also--we both know that boys have penis, girls have vagina.

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